I never fully maximize the short window of opportunity to wear little to no clothes.

05/22/13

Sometimes my comics end up in random Buzzfeed listicles. This is how I imagine they get written.

05/21/13

I mostly just post my silly comics on this Tumblr, but, lest you all think I only make fart jokes, here’s some of my formal illustration work. This was for a piece in the National Post on the visual fatigue that Gatsby 3d induces. Haven’t seen it yet. Equal parts dying to/scared to. 

05/18/13

I had a nightmare that my baby grew up to become a hippie who twirled fire sticks.

05/17/13

Our mayor may have smoked crack. Here are things the mayor could do that would actually be shocking:

• Rob Ford revealing an addiction to Dufferin Grove Farmers Market kale smoothies.
• Rob Ford attending a performance by Tafelmusik.
• Rob Ford doing a Barreworks class.
• Rob Ford planting an herb garden.
• Rob Ford walking.
• Rob Ford posting selfies on Instagram.
• Rob Ford playing kalimba while busking.
• Rob Ford wearing a top knot and Toms shoes.
• Rob Ford reading How Should A Person Be.
• Rob Ford joining Choir! Choir! Choir!
• Rob Ford becoming a regular at Hogtown Vegan.
• Rob Ford secretly coaching a synchronized swimming team.

05/17/13

My dental hygienist insists on trying to have a conversation while she cleans my teeth and my mouth is full of sharp tools and spit and I really can’t and don’t want to talk and can’t say anything beyond ‘buglablahblah.’ 

05/16/13

Afternoon lull quickie chart.

05/15/13

Brie before bed. Strange dreams in your head.

05/14/13

Save on.

05/13/13